seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 

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damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

damnaveragesheep:

stripperina:

rachellgmh:

I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.

At work the other day, a customer tried to take a photo of myself and another dancer, which is explicitly against the rules of our club. I grabbed his phone out of his hand, deleted the pics, and then proceeded to text his parent’s mobile number a message that basically said “I’m at the stripclub and I tried to sneak a picture so now strippers have stolen my phone and are letting you so you know that I’m bad at respecting club rules.”

dude

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surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself

surprisebitch:

finally.. selena learned how to love herself

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buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

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crackervolley:

10/10

crackervolley:

10/10

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nasturbate:

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby


i was so sure that was a bhole….. hi mom

nasturbate:

awwww-cute:

My cat guarding her first and only baby

i was so sure that was a bhole….. hi mom


supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

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racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

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shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

shouldnt:

WHY IS MY SUBSTITUTE TEACHER LOOKING AT PICS OF LINDSY LOHAN

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

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captaintightpanties:

OH MY GOD WHENEVER I SAW “COSMO SEX TIPS” I DIDN’T REALISE PEOPLE MEANT THE MAGAZINE I WAS ALWAYS IMAGINING

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jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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asplashofburntpixels:

αχαχαχααχα

asplashofburntpixels:

αχαχαχααχα

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